1,2.. testing.. testing... testicle.
Journal Entry: Mon Dec 10, 2007, 8:25 AM
- Listening to: David Bowie - Fame
- Reading: The Sufferings of young Werther
- Drinking: Pepsi.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls:
I try harder.
I do wank.
I've been screaming since '86.
I generally don't get people.
If it happens that I understand you, respect and glory will rain from the sky.
On a scale from 1-10 I am quite interesting.
I like the northern lights and can gaze into the stars for hours, and yet I can still enjoy a good portion of rape, violence and sex.
Sounds familiar?
Give us a call at 1-800-carmen-electra-takes-it-up-the-pooper:
For steaming hot gang bang, and Gorillas galore!
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